As they take off, they only drive around in circles, as a boot got put on their car. Percy runs out with the bag and they get in the car. When Percy picks up the bag, an old lady notices her dog is missing and alerts security, leading to the diamond's disappearance being noticed. Also, a dog gets in the bag with Calvin not knowing. Calvin then gets back in the bag and crawls back to where Percy dropped him. Meanwhile, Calvin goes under the table holding the diamond and removes the diamond by sawing a circle under the table and removing it. Percy puts down the bag and begins to talk to a worker, who, after Percy tells her he is a rapper, begins acting "gangsta" to get his business.
They go inside the store, with Calvin in a duffel bag. Eventually, Calvin and Percy reach the jewelry store, where the diamond is located. She says that she actually got a promotion, and he pops out singing "Celebration" before shouting out, "REMIX!" Eventually he is shooed by Darryl, and it is revealed she doesn't want a baby like Darryl does. Right before she says it all, Darryl's friend pops out playing "Gonna Have My Baby".
Soon Vanessa (Kerry Washington) arrives and tells Darryl she has news. Meanwhile, at a swank restaurant, Darryl (Shawn Wayans) is talking to his friend Jimmy (David Alan Grier), telling him to come out when the time is right. Percy (P-Unit) says he needs it to start his record studio. His accomplice, wannabe rapper Percy (Tracy Morgan), picks up Calvin and tells him they need to get a diamond from a local jewelry store, which will pay each of them 50,000 dollars. They open the door of the prison to reveal him to be a midget.
We could despair at an audience that delights in leering at pneumatic breasts, guffawing at cracked heads and recoiling in horror from any hint of intelligence.īut why bother? To attack Little Man is to attack the entire demographic of moviegoers who, for some reason, love this stuff.
We could wonder how the Wayans brothers, perpetrators of the Scary Movie franchise and White Chicks, are still somehow finding work. We could dwell on the kind of mentality that finds a dog urinating on a baby’s face the height of wit. It would be easy (and satisfying) to really rip some holes in this excremental excuse for a comedy. Now you can watch the film in the privacy of your own imagination. Take Little Man the concept here is that Marlon Wayans is a tiny jewel thief who masquerades as a baby in order to rescue a priceless diamond from a childless suburban couple. There are some films that are hardly worth the trouble of watching: once you’ve got the central concept, you can pretty much run the movie in your head.